why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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