yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
