Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
