I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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