I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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