if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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