you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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