Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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