it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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