yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She told me I should be a condom model.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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