I bet he comes in French.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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