No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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