So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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