i barfeds in our rink
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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