Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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