Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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