xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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