i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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