I don't think brook has ever known best
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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