Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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