just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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