sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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