Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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