shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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