I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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