...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
