yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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