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ugly people sure do ruin things
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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