My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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