I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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