of course. lets lasso hookers.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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