$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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