Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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