i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
MIDGETS
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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