Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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