i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
