No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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