Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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