So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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