I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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