I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just pee around me
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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