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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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