Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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