Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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