i just google imaged poop.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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