Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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