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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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