Don't make out with my wife yet
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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