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for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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