I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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